Sunday, June 12, 2005

Bolo Ties Prohibited

Thomas Benya is barred from graduation ceremonies at McDonough High School in Pomfret, Maryland, for wearing a bolo tie under his gown.

This kid needs to get the state of Arizona on the case.

I don't know if it's true, but I've always been fond of the story that the Kansas state legislature once included the western meadowlark on a list of "public nuisance" animals. Nebraska responded to this treatment of their state bird by declaring the sunflower a "noxious weed".

Maybe Arizona should prohibit the serving of striped bass at graduation dinners.

//The Magic 8-Ball says, "I am the official divinatory tool of the state of New Jersey."\\

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